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Sippin’ Around the Globe: The Insider’s Guide

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In today’s newsletter:

  • Crazy sales, crazy pours, and budget buys

  • All the Wellers ranked from best to worst

  • A chance to win a Stagg JR

  • What people drink around the world — It’s not always Bourbon 😱

  • And more …

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TOP SHELF

Cheers Around the World: What Everyone’s Really Sippin’

Every country’s got that bottle.

The one that shows up at weddings, late-night poker games, and awkward family dinners.

This is your insider cheat sheet to what pours are actually king around the globe.

🇺🇸 United States: Bourbon Runs the Block

Let’s be honest, bourbon is America.

From Buffalo Trace to Four Roses, we’ve got charred oak running through our veins.

Legally, it’s gotta be 51% corn and aged in new charred oak. Spiritually, it’s caramel, heat, and “hell yeah.”

But here's the twist: vodka still outsells it.

Because America also loves quick wins, vodka-cran hacks, and anything that disappears into a Red Solo cup.

🇲🇽 Mexico: Tequila > Church

Tequila’s a religion.

And yes—there are two types of drinkers down there:

  • The tourists: “Can I get a Patrón shot?”

  • The locals: laughs in El Tesoro

But real ones know: no “100% agave” on the label? Trash it.

Also: Mezcal is tequila’s smoky older brother who rides motorcycles and has stories he won’t tell.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland: Whisky, No “E,” No Mercy

Peat monsters. Highland elegance. Liquid campfire in a glass.

Scotch isn’t just a drink …

It’s a rite of passage.

Glenfiddich. Lagavulin. Macallan. You know the drill.

Bonus trivia to drop at your next bottle share: “Uisge beatha” (pronounced OOSH-ka BAE-ha) means “water of life” in Gaelic.

Drink too much? Feels like death.

🇯🇵 Japan: Quiet Confidence in a Glencairn

Japanese whisky doesn’t shout.

It sharpens its blade in the corner and wins every blind taste test.

Yamazaki. Hibiki. Nikka.

It’s Scotch with samurai discipline.

Meanwhile, umeshu (plum wine) is the sweeter sleeper. Serve it on ice. Or with soda. Or next to your regretful Tinder date 😉

Pro move: Stick to bottles with an age statement. Some of the non-age-stated stuff? Dicey.

🇷🇺 Russia: Vodka, Straight. No Mixers, No Mercy

Vodka in Russia is not for mixing. It’s for toasting. Repeatedly.

Beluga. Russian Standard. Stolichnaya. Pick one.

Also: if you’re not chasing it with pickles or herring, you’re doing it wrong.

🇰🇷 South Korea: Soju Nation

Fact: Soju outsells everything.

Yes—even your precious bourbon.

It’s cheap. It’s strong. It’s everywhere.

And when paired with Korean BBQ?

Game over.

Jinro sells over 100 million cases a year. Let that marinate.

🇫🇷 France: Cognac’s Global Glow-Up

France sips Cognac.

America raps about it.

Thank Henny for that.

Breakdown for beginners:

  • VS (Very Special) = 2+ years

  • VSOP (Very Superior Old Pale) = 4+ years

  • XO (Extra Old)= 10+ years

  • XOXO Not a Cognac. Just what you write after three glasses and a risky text to your ex.

Drink it neat, or drop it in a Sidecar and pretend you’re royalty.

🇧🇷 Brazil: Cachaça and the Caipirinha Come-Up

Rum’s chaotic cousin.

Made from sugarcane juice.

Served best in a caipirinha that slaps harder than Carnival drums.

Two sips and suddenly you know how to samba.

🌍 The Wild Cards

  • 🇨🇳 China: Baijiu. Funky. Strong. Smells like regret. Sells like crazy.

  • 🇩🇪 Germany: Schnapps. Fruit or herbal. Always follows a meat-heavy meal.

  • 🇮🇳 India: “Whisky”—but made with molasses. Basically budget rum in disguise.

TL;DR: Raise It Like the Locals

Country

Spirit

Rick-Worthy Fact

🇺🇸 USA

Bourbon

Must be made in America.

🇲🇽 Mexico

Tequila

Made legally in 5 states only.

🏴 Scotland

Scotch

Minimum 3 years in oak.

🇯🇵 Japan

Whisky

Modeled after Scotch.

🇷🇺 Russia

Vodka

Drink it straight, comrade.

🇰🇷 South Korea

Soju

Best-selling spirit on Earth.

🇫🇷 France

Cognac

Aged grape luxury.

🇧🇷 Brazil

Cachaça

Built for caipirinhas.

Final Pour

Every bottle tells a story.

Some start in Kentucky rickhouses. Others in Seoul’s street bars.

But no matter where you are …

Barrelheads knows the best spirit is the one shared with people who get it.

Skål. Santé. Na zdorovie. 🥃

POUR DECISIONS

LAST CALL

Last week we asked:

What landmark 1897 legislation, championed by Colonel E.H. Taylor Jr., established the first consumer protection law in the United States—ensuring bourbon was aged, bottled, and stored under government supervision?

  • The Whiskey Purity Act

  • The Bottled-in-Bond Act

  • The Bourbon Quality Act

  • The Distiller's Integrity Code

The Correct Answer: The Bottled-in-Bond Act

Signed into law in 1897, this act guaranteed that a bottle labeled “Bottled-in-Bond” was the product of one distillation season, one distiller, one distillery, and was aged at least 4 years in a federally bonded warehouse—bottled at exactly 100 proof. It was the original “government seal of approval” long before the FDA even existed.

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